Mmmm, smooth texture.

I'll be at the South by Southwest festival in Austin next week, mainly hanging out with my brother and Pajiba people, all of whom are older. I'll be the only rep from the under-25 club, and one of the few from the under-30. I've been brainstorming appropriate conversation topics. Observe:

Me: I'll start practicing mature questions to ask. "Man, this mortgage meltdown is a nightmare, isn't it?" "How is your child doing?"
Daniel: hahahaha
Me: "I have $100 in my checking account. That probably isn't very responsible of me, is it?"
Daniel: "That Mai Lai massacre was some crazy shit, huh?"
Me: hahaha
"Which type of Metamucil do you recommend?"
Daniel: hehe
"Those Smothers Brothers are a gas!"