I will survive

So, I just ordered Proactiv because, darnit, those commercials are convincing. I developed adult acne somehow and figured I'd give it a shot. In my starter package, amongst the products and brochures, I got a letter from Vanessa Williams. It's true! It ends with a copy of her signature, but what caught my eye is what comes after her name. Look:


Acne survivor. Survivor? You can survive acne like you can survive cancer? Really? I appreciate the skincare products, but that's just ridiculous.