best oscars ever. not gregkb @sarahinflorence They'll just pawn them to buy rice or something
beansfink and then night at the museum 2 happened.
beansfink @sarahinflorence chocolate oscars
aubsbobs
I love slumdog millionare. beansfink hugh jackman! you came back!
sarahinflorence OK, the "Slumdog" kids in little tuxes on stage is the cutest thing ever. Give them Oscars to take home!
beansfink i guess this means i should watch slumdog millionaire.
beansfink haha. tmz is full of shit, btw
sarahinflorence "Commie, homo-loving suns of guns." Love it.
agentbedhead Pattinson looks like he wants to bite Mickey Rourke's neck. Gah, Sean Penn won? That's it, I'm boycotting next year. Just like Kanye.
sarahinflorence Sean Penn! Wha?!
beansfink penn? did NOT see that coming
beansfink hopkins is looking more and more like hank hill's dad
agentbedhead Fingers crossed for Mickey Rourke. I can't help digging that guy.
prisco @pajiba I can't believe Kate Winslet's father is the creepy German guy from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
beansfink id be pissed if sophia loren introduced me. she steals the show. in a "icantbelievethatswhatshelookslikenow" kinda way
sarahinflorence @gregkb Hahahahahahahahaha.
gregkb Boy did I ever pick a bad time to switch over to the Oscars: Sophia Loren in HD--- NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo turn it off, turn it off!
gregkb Quote from my mom (r.e. Angelina Jolie)- "I always think she looks like she's always about to go crazy."
beansfink who's idea was this?
hodgman I did not win an oscar for sound design. I hired that doppelgänger for nothing! To bed
gregkb Can anyone explain why ESPN.com has a link to ABCNews' "Live Coverage of the Oscars"
sarahinflorence We should have cloned Paul Newman when we had the chance.
beansfink i wish people would clap over her singing. why isn't there more clapping? beansfink liberache rolls in his grave
CharleyDaniels
we know that Heath Ledger wasn't at the Oscars, but we're hoping to trick some of you into thinking that he was beansfink i have to say, i'm enjoying the non-english acceptance speeches the most
beansfink androgynous
beansfink i think i'm in love with the adrogynous heroin addict in the apt above the chinese buffet
sarahinflorence JC Penney -- now promoting looking like a heroin addict?
beansfink the oscars are freaking me out this year. everything seems so disjointed. maybe bc i haven't seen any of the movies?
pajiba David Wain is live-blogging these shit Oscars. It is a bright spot: http://tinyurl.com/dzrt5w
beansfink oh! hugh jackman! i forgot about you
beansfink @danielc HA
danielc
Re: Jerry Lewis. Sis: "When was the last time he was in a movie?" Me: "The last time was two years after who gives a shit." danielc
@beansfink Holy crap now I am scared of Alabama. beansfink @sarahinflorence that actually happens every night at the corner of tennessee and cedar at 11:34 p.m. it gets boring after a while
sarahinflorence The ghost of Dean Martin appearing would be more interesting.
sarahinflorence Stop playing Coldplay songs in the background of the montages, Academy! I want to not hate them.
beansfink Joaquin Phoenix works for zeigler now?
gregkb RT @JimMacMillan: Philadelphia Inquirer and Daily News fire for bankruptcy: http://is.gd/kuGF Dang.
beansfink starting your own cloud business: stupid
cortina53 gaybourhood plus the oscars equals slowest shift ever
beansfink outstounding!
beansfink @sarahinflorence agreed.
beansfink this song makes me not to want to watch any of those movies more than the movies make me want to not watch them.
sarahinflorence Hugh should take his shirt off. I said it.
prisco @danielc I loved him in Willie Charlson's War.
beansfink will smith - i should have known i wouldn't get out of this unscathed
beansfink yeah, he just did that.
danielc
Seymour Philip Hoffman is amazing an actor. beansfink i thought i heard bill maher
beansfink surprise, surprise.
hodgman Walken borrowed that other guy's pocket silk for his sudeburns
beansfink are we breastfeeding nominees now? isn't being nominated enough?
beansfink and again with the body-snatcheresque line up of former winners
beansfink i was confused and scared of that whole musical number, then... ah, baz luhrman. now i get it.
sarahinflorence "The musical is back!" Wow.
agentbedhead Defamer now part of the Gawker blog & looking for a writer: http://tinyurl.com/aoaeu4
hodgman Message: oscars and cockroaches survive all?
agentbedhead Tried not to tweet for a week. Made it five days. So, did they *have* to stick a camera in front of Jolie when Aniston took the stage?
hodgman I like beaufoy's ceremonial crystal sash. Is he Klingon?
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