If you don't think 'retardist' is a word, you probably are one.

A recent online conversation between the brother and me about politics:

me: man, what the crap is mccain trying to pull?
Daniel: i know!
like, dude, it’s clear you’re trying to stall
me: and obama wants the debate to continue, and had asked mccain earlier today to issue a joint statement with him
Daniel: that’s because obama is a bad mammajamma who don’t take jive
me: it’s true
Daniel: it’s a totally transparent move. i think everyone knows why he’s really doing it
me: i’m sure it has nothing to do with his numbers slipping in the polls and people largely blaming republicans for the economy
Daniel: how dare you suggest such a thing
me: .... i put myself first
Daniel: man, i hope this selfishness clears itself up by nov. 4 so you can vote how you know you need to
she’s got 4 kids, sarah
that’s qualification enough
me: uh, hello, she has 5
are you saying the down syndrome baby doesn’t count?!
you sexist!
just because his name is trig doesn’t mean he’s not human
Daniel: that’s retardist, not sexist
it means he’s a field of mathematics
me: well, you’re obviously both retardist and sexist
Daniel: man, i am so retardist. that’s why i left texas
me: at least you can admit it
Daniel: word
me: i’m selfish, you’re retardist
Daniel: we could run for office with the GOP
me: hello, 2012!