I Like Pizza. A Lot.

Daniel: we can also walk down to the subway on the corner [when you're in L.A. in a month]
and papa john's
me: i can eat a large papa john's thin crust pepperoni
well, most of it. once you get down to two pieces left, you're in pain
Daniel: wow
man alive
me: save those for later
papa john's is the best pizza cold
Daniel: amen
but still
me: THAT'S RIGHT MAN ALIVE
Daniel: a whole pie
me: thin crust is different
Daniel: yeah
me: two thin crust is like one regular
they go quickly
Daniel: a regular crust large is like 3 meals
me: wuss
Daniel: or two meals and diarrhea
me: i didn't know my brother ate like a girl
Daniel: i didn't know my sister ate like a lumberjack
me: well now you do
Daniel: ok then, paul bunyan
i'll just set you some pizza and let you go to town
me: i appreciate that