Confession Time

9:38 p.m.
Daniel: sometimes i wonder what would happen if i just went home
9:40 p.m.
me: sometimes i wonder what would happen if i started screaming at people mid-conversation. or just hit them. just to see how shocked they would be and what they'd say.
...
but i'm weird
9:44 p.m.
Daniel: sometimes i wonder what would happen if i barked at people in a crowd to get them to move
me: sometimes i think about all the ways you could kill a person, or at least seriously injure them, using household objects
9:45 p.m.
Daniel: sometimes i wonder what my coworkers look like naked
9:46 p.m.
me: sometimes i practice acceptance speeches for prestigious awards in my head
9:47 p.m.
Daniel: sometimes i pretend i'm playing guitar and my friends are watching me in awe
9:56 p.m.
me: (i totally blanked. i'm thinking ...)
10:08 p.m.
Daniel: sometimes i wonder if anyone would notice if i killed tony, the old man who works here
10:10 p.m.
me: do you seriously think that?
10:13 p.m.
Daniel: ... no